Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as a hapless barista in a small, bustling coffee shop that doubles as a front for a bizarre detective agency. Every day, customers walk in and out, leaving behind not just their unfinished drinks but also the shadows of secrets they carry. Your task is to decipher the clues left by these eccentric patrons whose hellos come with unexpected twists. You’ll engage in hilarious dialogues, uncover absurd backstories, and solve comical mysteries—all while dealing with the ups and downs of café life. The further you go, the more surreal and zany each encounter becomes, leading to wildly unexpected conclusions about the relationships brewing all around you.