Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If you're going to hell, at least say 'hello' on the way!

Adventure Mystery Text Game

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In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', players will assume the role of a down-on-their-luck private investigator in a city where everyone has gone mysteriously mute. Without the ability to greet one another, the community is rife with suspicion, paranoia, and absurdity. As players dive into a labyrinth of quirky suspects, they must piece together the riddle behind the odd disappearances of voices and greetings while uncovering dark, comedic secrets. Choices shape their journey, leading to multiple endings based on how effectively they navigate the bizarre social landscape.