Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I came for the hellos, but I stayed for the weirdos!

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In this interactive text-based game, you wake up in an absurd world where every person you've encountered has mysteriously left behind their own greetings—confusing phrases, goofy pick-up lines, and existential questions. As the 'Hello Investigator,' your mission is to track down these strange greetings' owners while navigating a bizarre range of locations, from retro diners to a library where every book talks back. Engage in quirky dialogues, solve bizarre puzzles, and uncover the connections between the greetings and their owners, revealing their eccentric backstories. Will you learn the true meaning of 'hello,' or will you just end up more confused than ever?