Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based mystery, you play as a charmingly disheveled detective in a bustling metropolitan city where a strange phenomenon emerges: people are inexplicably greeting each other with random, often nonsensical phrases instead of 'hello.' As the detective, your task is to unravel the bizarre origins of this strange cultural shift. Engage in hilarious dialogues, gather clues from a cast of eccentric characters, and confront the underlying social commentary while navigating a path filled with puns, wordplay, and comedic misunderstandings. Each decision impacts the storyline, leading to multiple endings based on your interactions and choices.