Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a chaotic metropolitan city, you play as a quirky private investigator named Sam Salutations, who specializes in greeting-related mysteries. After receiving an anonymous tip about a series of strange and cleverly disguised messages popping up across town, you embark on a bizarre journey that involves deciphering playful puns, tracking down the city's most elusive greeting card designers, and navigating through a web of quirky characters—all while trying to find out who is behind the peculiar greetings. The deeper you dive, the more absurd and hilarious the situations become, revealing a rival greeting card company with a secret agenda to outshine the traditional greeting culture. Your choices influence the dialogue, leading to multiple endings based on whether you can solve the mystery or if you simply end up being the punchline in someone else's joke.