Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Because if I wanted hellos, I'd just get a puppy!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world teetering on the edge of absurdity, you play as a disgraced former journalist who has made a habit of collecting the strange, random greetings left on the doorsteps of the city's eccentric residents. When an enigmatic figure begins to leave cryptic messages alongside bizarre hellos throughout town, your character must unravel the mystery behind their origin. As you delve deeper, you'll meet a cast of wacky characters, each with their own peculiar relationship to greetings, while juggling high-stakes situations, awkward encounters, and a comedic twist that keeps you questioning everything. Can you uncover the truth before the next 'hello' leads to chaos?