Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, small town where every resident greets each other in increasingly bizarre ways, you play as Alex, an undercover journalist on a mission to determine the origin of these strange greetings. Using your text-based decisions, players will interact with eccentric characters—from a cat who meows in Shakespearean English to a baker who can only communicate through pastry-based puns. As you uncover the truth behind the hollow hellos, players will face humorous confrontations, exaggerated mysteries, and an ultimate choice that will determine the fate of the town’s peculiarity. Will you stick around for the laughs, or will you blow the town’s cover and go back to boring greetings forever?