Step into the chaotic world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?' where you play as a witty and somewhat sarcastic character named Max who has one quirky predicament: their home has been overtaken by a bizarre phenomenon that causes every person they encounter to greet them with random, somewhat outrageous phrases instead of standard hellos. As Max, you must navigate through a series of unexpected and humorous interactions—be it with strange neighbors, quirky friends, or even your pet goldfish—all while trying to figure out who is behind this absurd greeting glitch. Solve puzzles and engage in hilarious dialogue trees to uncover the source of the chaos and restore normalcy, or embrace the madness for a wilder experience. Your choices will affect how the story unfolds, leading to multiple endings that range from the utterly ridiculous to the surprisingly heartwarming.