Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this zany interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of Melvin Cheerio, a washed-up greeting card writer who stumbles upon a conspiracy involving whimsical greeting messages that have come to life and turned malevolent. Each day, Melvin's mundane world is interrupted by bizarre characters that appear with absurd messages, leading him down a rabbit hole of laughter, intrigue, and unexpected alliances. Players will navigate through a series of comedic encounters with eccentric figures—like a rebellious birthday cake and a sassy holiday card—while trying to uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon. The choices made will influence the storyline, leading to hilariously diverse outcomes based on how Melvin interacts with these personified hellos.