Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every time a hello tried to kill me, I'd have... well, never mind. Let’s just say I'm broke.

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In a quirky small town where everyone seems to have a secret agenda, players take on the role of a disgraced ex-reporter trying to find out who has been sending mysterious, cryptic messages addressed to the townsfolk. As you unravel layers of deception and absurdity, you'll interact with a colorful cast of characters, each with their own reasons for keeping the truth hidden. Explore zany locations, make choices that affect the outcome, and piece together the clues to uncover the stranger behind these peculiar greetings—all while maintaining a sarcastic inner monologue that keeps the humor alive amidst the chaos.