Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky world where greetings have taken on a life of their own, you play as a washed-up greeting card writer who stumbles upon a bizarre conspiracy: someone is stealing hellos! As people mysteriously forget how to greet one another, social chaos erupts. Armed with your wits, a dictionary of greetings, and a sarcastic companion (a sentient greeting card), you must unravel the mystery behind the missing hellos. Explore eccentric locations, meet bizarre characters, and solve puzzles that challenge your understanding of communication, all while sharing your unique, and often absurd, style of humor. Will you restore social order or add your own greetings to the chaos?