Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have become a weapon, you play as a former 'Greeter' in a chaotic city where random greetings can trigger bizarre consequences. On your quest to reclaim your peaceful neighborhood, you must navigate a series of hilariously absurd scenarios and quirky characters, from overenthusiastic shopkeepers to melodramatic baristas. Your choices determine how to resolve greetings gone wrong and restore harmony—or send the city spiraling into farcical madness.