Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I came for the linguistics, but I think I’m staying for the hellos—or whatever this is!

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In a quirky town where greetings are more than just hellos, players assume the role of an out-of-work linguist who stumbles upon a bizarre contract: to investigate a series of mysterious hellos that have been plaguing the townsfolk. Each greeting seems harmless, but they lead to increasingly absurd and comical situations—encounters with eccentric characters, strange rituals, and cryptic phrases that hint at a deeper conspiracy. As the plot unfolds, players must choose dialogue options that affect the outcomes of their investigations, unraveling the hidden connections that tie the townspeople and their peculiar greetings together.