Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this tongue-in-cheek text-based adventure, players assume the role of Alex, a disgruntled office worker who accidentally stumbles into an alternate reality where greetings are the most valuable currency. As bizarre and hilarious greeting battles unfold, players must collect unique hellos, each with their own quirky abilities, to navigate their way through this strange world. Along the way, Alex faces a rogue’s gallery of characters—like the overly enthusiastic Greetings Guru and the sinister Silence Syndicate—while trying to uncover the mystery behind the hellos and how to return to their mundane life, all while delivering dry, cynical commentary on every absurd situation they encounter.