Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I didn’t lose my marbles; I lost my greetings – and boy, they’re all coming back to haunt me!

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In this interactive text-based adventure, players step into the shoes of Alex, a jaded detective in a quirky metropolis where greeting others is an art form. Recently, a bizarre string of incidents has unravelled across the city — every greeting uttered goes missing, leaving confusion, and chaos reigns among the locals. Players must interview eccentric characters, navigate convoluted social cues, and piece together a mystery that involves a secret club of professional greeters, each hell-bent on hoarding the best hellos for themselves. Your choices will shape the outcome and reveal the underlying truths of human connection in a hilariously absurd world.