In a bustling alternative reality where greetings hold supernatural powers, you are a down-on-your-luck linguist who accidentally stumbles upon a conspiracy involving stolen greetings. As you navigate through a series of intriguing encounters—from quirky baristas to mysterious strangers—you must decode who is saying hello to whom and why. Solve word puzzles, uncover hidden meanings, and collect bizarre tokens of speech to regain control of the greeting economy before it spirals out of control. Your choices shape the narrative, leading to multiple endings based on how you choose to interpret the hellos you encounter.