Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as Felix Umber, an eccentric detective who arrives in a bizarre town known for its mysterious greetings. Every resident has a peculiar way of saying hello, which seems to hold secrets to their pasts. As you investigate, you unravel humorous, interconnected stories, all while trying to determine which hellos belong to whom. Each decision you make alters the course of the narrative, leading you deeper into a maze of laughter, unexpected friendships, and comedic revelations. Can you solve the riddle of who these hellos truly belong to before the town's annual 'Salute Parade' forces them to admit it?