Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every strange hello, I'd still be broke because this place is nuts!

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In this quirky interactive text-based adventure, players step into the eccentric shoes of Max Velvet, a down-on-his-luck greeting card writer who suddenly finds himself trapped in a bizarre alternate dimension where each greeting is a hint to solving a larger mystery. The inhabitants communicate solely through peculiar and outrageous greetings, each hiding clues about an otherworldly conspiracy. As you explore various whimsical locales, interact with odd characters, and decipher the cryptic greetings, players must piece together the bizarre puzzle of why the city's greetings have gone haywire. Prepare for hilarious plot twists and laugh-out-loud scenarios as Max tries to save his new friends and figure out whose hellos are truly worth saving.