Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Set in an absurdly whimsical town, players take on the role of a disgruntled local historian who uncovers a bizarre series of cryptic greetings and mysterious messages appearing throughout the streets. Each 'hello' leads to humorous mini-adventures involving eccentric town residents and their quirky secrets. As players interact with various characters—from a conspiracy theorist cat lady to a poet who speaks only in haikus—they must piece together the underlying mystery that connects these hellos. Can you solve the riddles and unveil the true meaning behind these weird expressions of greeting before the town collapses into chaos?