Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If ‘hello’ can lead to this much chaos, I’d hate to see what ‘how’s it going’ might unleash!

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In this offbeat interactive text-based adventure, you play as Zeke, a down-on-his-luck greeting card writer who discovers a mysterious box of outdated hello cards in his late grandmother's attic. As he starts using them, he inadvertently opens a portal to an alternate dimension where each hello transports him to bizarre scenarios filled with quirky characters, each determined to send him on absurd quests. Will Zeke learn to embrace the eccentricity of his new world, or will he get lost in a whirlwind of miscommunication and laughter? Navigating through whimsical situations, you'll choose Zeke’s responses, shaping his journey and revealing the chaotic charm of social connections gone wild.