Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If greetings were gold, I'd be broke... but at least I'm stylishly dysfunctional!

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You are a disgraced former greeting card copywriter, Max, who has been inexplicably summoned to an alternate dimension where greetings are the currency of relationships. In this bizarre world, people communicate only through unique, elaborate hellos and farewells. Your task is to uncover the identity of the Greeting Bandit, who has been stealing people's hellos, leaving them unable to interact. Solve witty puzzles, interact with eccentric characters, and create the best greetings to win back the stolen words of the populace. Along the way, you’ll gather a crew of misfit characters, each with their own signature greeting style, and discover the true power of the words we use every day.