In a whimsical, absurd world where every greeting has been mysteriously stolen, players take on the role of Max, a cynical but lovable private investigator. Max finds themselves on a comedic journey through quirky neighborhoods, meeting eccentric characters who all claim to have the best hellos without knowing who actually took them. Players will unravel riddles, engage in dialogue choices that lead to hilariously unexpected situations, and piece together clues that involve everything from talking cats to overzealous politicians. The vibrant cast includes a narcissistic poet who only communicates in haikus, an overly enthusiastic barista who believes their lattes hold the secret to polite conversation, and a grouchy old man who insists hellos are overrated. Can Max restore greetings to the world before the communication apocalypse takes over?