Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this hilarious interactive text-based game, you play as a disgruntled greeting card writer who suddenly finds themselves in a bizarre alternate reality where people's emotions are dictated by the greetings they receive. As you navigate this strange world, you'll encounter eccentric characters with unique quirks, each needing help uncovering the truth behind their peculiar salutations. With each choice you make, you can unravel the chaotic conspiracy involving misplaced greetings, rival card companies, and an unhinged holiday festival. Your witty dialogue will determine who gets happy, who stays cranky, and ultimately, who learns to embrace the absurdity of life!