Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

They say hellos are the hardest goodbyes – but I'm just here for the punchlines!

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In this quirky interactive text-based mystery, players step into the shoes of Alex, an underappreciated greeting card writer who accidentally uncovers a secret society of wildly eccentric characters who communicate exclusively through custom greetings and rhymes. The game unfolds in a city where every person has a secret hello and every greeting can unlock a door to a hidden motive. Players must interact with a range of bizarre NPCs, solving absurd puzzles, piecing together cryptic messages, and discovering the true meanings behind their hellos. Each choice influences the wacky outcomes, leading to unexpected alliances, chaotic events, and of course, a lot of laughs.