Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling metropolis, you play as a cynical private investigator, Parker Penn, hired to solve a quirky case: a string of bizarre greetings that have mysteriously appeared throughout the city. These greetings, ranging from the absurdly poetic to laughably awkward, are disrupting daily life, leaving citizens confused and, hilariously, revealing secrets and hidden connections among them. As you navigate through intriguing conversations, gather clues from eccentric characters, and uncover the truth behind these hellos, you'll encounter choices that affect the story's outcome. Your wit and charm will be put to the test as you confront the oddest residents of the city and piece together the puzzle of this peculiar phenomenon.