Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky and surreal world, you play as Alex, a socially awkward linguist who wakes up one morning to find that every greeting in their town has been replaced with bizarre phrases. From 'Greetings, oxygen thief!' to 'Salutations, carbon-based life form!', the townspeople seem completely oblivious. It’s up to you to navigate bizarre interactions, solve peculiar problems, and uncover the source of these strange greetings. Engage in witty dialogues, uncover hidden stories of the townsfolk, and make choices that lead to wildly unexpected outcomes. Your goal? Restore normalcy—or embrace the madness and make these hellos the new norm!