Whose Hellos are These, Anyway?

In a quirky city where everyone greets each other with peculiar phrases instead of typical 'hellos', you play as a sarcastic private investigator with an extraordinary talent for solving bizarre social conundrums. When a massive scandal erupts over a missing humanitarian phrasebook, it's up to you to unravel the mysterious connections between the seemingly random hellos and the city's deep-seated secrets. Navigate through a colorful cast of characters — from the poet laureate who’s never said 'hi' to the conspiracy theorist convinced greetings are a mind control scheme. Your choices will determine who you can trust, who’s just being weird, and whether the right words can win the day or lead to absolute chaos.