Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In the bustling metropolis of Mirth City, the sound of somebody saying 'hello' is a common occurrence. But one day, a mysterious anomaly causes everyone to exchange ludicrous and inappropriate greetings. You play as an underground journalist, Max Quirk, determined to unravel this bizarre phenomenon. Navigate through quirky neighborhoods, interact with eccentric characters, and collect clues. Your choices will dictate the outcome: will you restore normalcy to the greetings, or will you embrace the chaos? Expect plot twists involving rival journalists, a secret society obsessed with greetings, and potentially hazardous puns.