In a world where greetings have inexplicably turned sentient, you play as a quirky social detective named Quinn. Tasked with uncovering the mystery of the 'Hello-thieves', who are stealing greetings from unsuspecting citizens, you must navigate through absurd conversations, comical characters, and mind-bending riddles. Every character you meet has a unique way of saying hello, and your choices affect how they respond. Unravel the mystery while ensuring that hellos are returned to their rightful owners, all while keeping the humor high and the stakes hilariously low.