Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, bustling city where every resident abides by a bizarre social contract - the obligatory greeting you must say every time you meet someone. When all the greetings suddenly disappear from the city’s vocabulary, you, a snarky linguist turned detective, must dive into a colorful tapestry of characters, uncovering the origins and repercussions of their lost hellos. Engage in side-splitting dialogues, gather clues from eccentric townsfolk, and piece together the mystery while going on hilariously absurd tangents about the significance of saying ‘hello’. Will you restore the most fundamental greeting to save the town, or will everyone be left awkwardly silent?