Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If these hellos don’t kill me, their awkward silences will!

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In a world where every greeting holds the power of life and death, you play as a washed-up private investigator who stumbles upon the bizarre case of an underground society that trades in salutations. Each 'hello' opens a portal to alternate timelines, each with increasingly outrageous scenarios. As you delve deeper, you'll uncover a twisted conspiracy connecting these messages of goodwill to an ancient curse. With multiple endings shaped by the words you choose, it's a race against time and your own sarcastic wit.