Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this thrilling narrative exploration game, players step into the shoes of Artie, a disgruntled linguist who has found themselves unwittingly tangled in a web of bizarre linguistic theft. Following a series of unsolicited messages that begin appearing around town, Artie embarks on a quirky investigation to unearth the origins of these mysterious salutations. Each decision shapes their journey as they uncover a cult of language enthusiasts who are convinced that greeting the world with the oddest phrases can unlock supernatural powers. By engaging in witty dialogues, solving riddles related to language quirks, and navigating through eccentric public forums, players will unveil the true nature of language, identity, and connection—all while trying to reclaim their sanity amidst the chaos.