In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as a sarcastic private investigator in a bizarre city where every citizen has mysteriously gained the ability to communicate only through greetings. People are flooding the streets with exaggerated welcomes, and you're hired to uncover the cause behind this peculiar epidemic. As you navigate the offbeat neighborhoods, you'll encounter eccentric characters, each with their own greeting-based puzzles and secrets to unravel. From hilariously awkward small talk to dramatic confrontations hidden within polite exchanges, your choices will shape the outcome of the case and the fate of the city. Can you solve the mystery before the population greets you into madness?