Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I wanted so many hellos, I’d ask my ex for a reunion!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a quirky, bustling city where every citizen greets each other with a unique and cryptic 'hello,' you play as a jaded private investigator. One day, you receive an anonymous tip that the excessive greetings conceal a deeper conspiracy tied to the city’s unseen rulers. As you navigate through suspiciously friendly neighbors, a sarcastic AI assistant, and a series of bizarre events, you must decipher the meanings behind these hellos while solving the mystery before you become the next victim of the greeting mafia. Each choice you make alters the tone of the story, blending humor with suspense in unexpected ways.