In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', players step into the quirky shoes of Max Quibble, an amateur detective with a penchant for the absurd. When a strange assortment of 'hellos' -- cryptic greeting cards attached to mysterious objects -- starts appearing around town, Max finds himself embroiled in a comedic mystery that involves eccentric townsfolk, bizarre objects, and riddles that lead to outrageous situations. Players must interact with the colorful cast, deduce the meanings behind each greeting, and unravel a plot that could be as thrilling as it is ridiculous. Using a text-based interface, the game unfolds through choices that lead to unexpected twists, quirky dialogues, and laugh-out-loud scenarios.