Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If saying 'hello' is a crime, I’m ready for a life sentence!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In an eccentric small town where people confidently say ‘hello’ to anyone and everyone, you play as Alex, a jaded detective who’s been assigned to investigate the bizarre disappearances of the town's 'hello' greeters. With a quirky cast of townsfolk who take their greetings a little too seriously, you'll uncover a convoluted plot involving stolen greetings, absurd rivalries, and a secret society that communicates only in elaborate handshakes. As you dig deeper, you’ll have to use witty dialogue choices, solve riddles, and navigate the town’s peculiar social dynamics to find the truth behind the hilarious and sinister plot!