Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a surreal world where everyone speaks in riddles and cryptic greetings, you play as a quirky detective named Alex who works for the Department of Unsolicited Hellos. Your mission? To investigate a strange phenomenon where harmless greetings have become weapons of mass confusion. Uncover who started this Greeting War by interrogating eccentric neighbors, unraveling bizarre clues, and engaging in comedic banter throughout. Every decision leads you down a unique path filled with absurd scenarios, unexpected alliances, and hilariously convoluted dialogue. Will you solve the case of the century, or will you just get lost in a maze of salutations?