Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If these hellos don’t kill me, my anxiety will!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as Max, a jaded voice actor who discovers a chilling mystery when he receives a strange series of voice messages—each starting with a cryptic hello from a different character. Each message leads you down a rabbit hole of oddball scenarios involving quirky neighbors, eccentric celebrities, and a confusion of mistaken identities. As you unravel this tangled web of hellos, you'll face absurd challenges, make outrageous choices, and meet a cast of bizarre characters. With choices that range from downright ridiculous to morally questionable, each decision shapes your narrative and uncovers the hilarity hidden in life's darker corners.