Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this zany text-based adventure, players take on the role of Jax, an eccentric, wannabe detective in a quirky town where everyone greets each other with bizarre, nonsensical phrases. As Jax investigates a series of bizarre occurrences—like disappearing greetings and mysteriously reappearing handshakes—players must navigate through a colorful cast of characters, unveil secrets, and uncover the truth behind the town's obsession with greetings. Choose dialogue options that influence Jax's relationships and solve puzzles by piecing together the odd phrases that continue to perplex the townsfolk. With humor and mystery at every turn, you’ll find yourself entangled in a web of ridiculousness and laughter as you seek to restore the town’s greeting culture.