Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I came for the answers, but all I got were weird welcomes!

Adventure Mystery Text Game

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In a quirky city where every person you encounter seems to have adopted a mysterious set of hellos, you play as a disgruntled private investigator named Max Wrench. Your task is to unravel the bizarre trend that has taken hold, quickly uncovering a conspiracy involving a rogue marketing agency, a cult of hello enthusiasts, and an eccentric mayor with a penchant for poetry. You'll gather clues, interrogate eccentric suspects, and dig through odd public records, all while navigating the social minefield of a city that now speaks in strange greetings. Each choice you make will impact the storyline, leading to multiple endings based on how well you can untangle the truth behind the curious hellos of your city.