In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', players assume the role of a hapless greeting simulator who wakes up one day to realize they have somehow amassed an overwhelming number of greetings, salutes, and farewells from across the multiverse. As you navigate through bizarre realms, you must piece together the mystery of who sent these greetings and why, all while avoiding absurdist obstacles such as overly polite trolls, suspiciously friendly competitors, and existential conundrums. With each greeting you collect, you'll unlock snippets of humor and drama that deepen your understanding of the multiverse's quirks and bizarre social customs. The game challenges you to make choices that can either escalate the hilarity or plunge you into deeper confusion, all while uncovering the complex relationships behind each simple 'hello.'