Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky and satirical world where everyone greets each other in elaborate and nonsensical ways, you play as a down-on-their-luck greeting card writer named Alex. When a series of bizarre 'hellos' start to appear around the city—each one leading to a different wacky yet troubling event—it's up to you to unravel the mystery of their origin. As you navigate this absurd landscape, you'll encounter a host of eccentric characters, all while employing your wit and creativity to solve each peculiar greeting's riddle. The clock is ticking, and the city's sanity is on the line—can you figure out who is behind these hellos before chaos spreads?