In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as Sam Slick, a quirky, down-on-their-luck private investigator in a vibrant but chaotic city where every citizen has a secret to hide. Recently, a bizarre trend has swept through town: people have started receiving mysterious 'hellos' from unknown senders. Your task is to unravel the strange mystery of these greetings while navigating through absurd characters, each with their unique ways of speaking and interacting. Using deduction, slick dialogue choices, and a hefty dose of humor, you will uncover a conspiracy that links the city's residents in ways you never imagined, all while trying to manage your own tumultuous life as a detective. Can you solve the case of the unsolicited salutation before the whole city goes mad from confusion?