Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this outrageous text-based mystery adventure, you play as a disillusioned greeting card writer who wakes up in an odd town where every resident speaks in cryptic greetings. Without any memory of how you got there, your mission is to uncover the truth behind the bizarre 'Hello' epidemic that's taking over the city. As you interact with eccentric characters, decode quirky clues, and navigate through absurd situations, your choices will lead to multiple endings each weirder than the last. Can you figure out whose hellos these are and escape the madness, or will you get sucked into the chaos forever?