Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', players step into the shoes of a washed-up private investigator in a quirky, bustling metropolis where everyone greets each other with absurd and confusing phrases instead of normal hellos. Your task is to navigate this zany world to uncover the source of a mysterious outbreak of these bizarre greetings that are driving citizens into fits of laughter—or despair. Engage in conversations with eccentric characters, piecing together clues from their comical interactions, all while you try to decipher the clues behind the strange phenomenon. As you collect leads, unlock paths through the city, and unravel the truth, you must contend with rival detectives and the city's almost sentient nightlife, leading to a climactic confrontation that transcends mere greetings.