Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based mystery, you play as a quirky private investigator in a city where greetings have inexplicably gone rogue. Every hello you encounter transforms into a clue, leading you through a labyrinth of bizarre characters, surreal situations, and dark humor. Unravel the identity of a secret society that orchestrates these chaotic greetings, while navigating your own dilemmas, relationships, and existential crises. Will you solve the enigma of the misplaced hellos before they consume the city's sanity?