In a quirky, vibrant city, you play as Max, a down-on-their-luck private investigator who has stumbled into a bizarre underground subculture where greetings have taken on a life of their own. Each 'hello' is a clue to a larger mystery surrounding a stolen greeting card. As you navigate through eccentric characters, peculiar situations, and comedic missteps, you must piece together the truth behind this peculiar crime while balancing your own chaotic life stories. Interact with an array of characters, play through hilarious dialogue choices, and explore the absurdity of social greetings in this unique text-driven game.