In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you are a disgraced detective, Sam Vex, who receives a mysterious package containing dozens of peculiar vocal recordings of greetings—each from a different person. When a strange phenomenon causes people in your city to forget how to greet one another, you must use your skills to unravel the clues hidden within these greetings, investigate their owners, and trace a conspiracy that leads to a secret cabal intent on silencing human connection. Navigate through a quirky cast of characters, solve puzzles, and piece together a narrative filled with humor, drama, and unexpected twists in this text-based adventure that challenges the essence of communication.