Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky city where hellos hold more meaning than you could ever imagine, you play as a down-on-their-luck private investigator tasked with solving the mystery of the strangest greetings taking over your town. As you navigate through various bizarre neighborhoods and meet eccentric characters, every 'hello' you encounter sends you diving deeper into an underground greeting syndicate. Interact with the residents, gather clues, and embrace the absurd as you piece together the true significance behind these peculiar hellos. Will you unravel the mystery, or will you get lost in the wacky world of salutations?