Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this whimsical and uproarious interactive text-based adventure, you play as Baxter Quip, an eccentric private detective known for his sharp wit and terrible fashion sense. When a series of bizarrely cheerful greetings begin mysteriously appearing across the city—from the walls of cafes to the back alleys—it's up to you to unravel the enigma of their origin. As you interview quirky characters—such as a disgruntled poet, a cheerful barista with a secret life, and a conspiracy theorist who believes greetings are a government plot—you'll navigate a world woven with humor, charm, and the absurdity of everyday interactions. Your choices will lead you deeper into the heart of this comedic caper, where the only thing clearer than the mystery is your character's penchant for puns.